I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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