Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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