I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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