Nicole vs. Life
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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