oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
organizing the empties. That sober.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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