He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
His nipple licking is glorious
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