dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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