Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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