She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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