i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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