She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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