She's JV to your varsity
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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