I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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