I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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