Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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