I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
