But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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