Only a mothe r could love this liver
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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