i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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