In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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