1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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