i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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