just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Randomize
