real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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