You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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