O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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