I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Randomize
