none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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