My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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