There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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