Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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