I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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