Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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