Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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