I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Drunk is a universal language darling
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