she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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