Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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