why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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