We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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