Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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