FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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