no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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