hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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