He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm just crazy horny about you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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