In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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