I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
These tits shall not be calmed
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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