How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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