there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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