Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
