Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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