I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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