No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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