Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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