You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
they're like a gay fantastic four
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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