Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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