hell yes lets make some ravioli
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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